The Life That Resist Us.

teawithaview:

Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.

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mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from

discovers:

girls are so close minded these days. i hated sushi, but then i actually tried it and now i love it. so come on girls, just give anal a go

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jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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vedinamel:

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itswalky:

craziesun:

youeatadvillikeitscandy:

“In fact, by using her wits a seemingly defenseless pony can be the one who outsmarts and outshines them all.”

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THIS IS A KIDS TV SHOW WHERE THE ENTIRE MORAL OF AN EPISODE WAS THAT BEING FEMININE DOES NOT MAKE YOU WEAK

did you guys know that mlp isn’t feminist? a brony told me so.

This was the kid who kept using the phrase “the female” to refer abstractly to girls as if he were writing about the legendary unicorn, right?

bronies stahp

 That is a very strange thing for someone who claims to be a fan of the show to say, considering that Lauren Faust herself is a feminist. That fandom was once something great, but now the brony community as a whole is just a twisted shadow of what it used to be and what it should have become. Twisting the show’s nature and alright ignoring what the show (and Faust and Studio B) is trying to teach and focusing on doing exactly the opposite.

 Well, at least the show is still good. Though the fandom has become corrupted at it’s very core this shouldn’t impede anyone from enjoying the show.

internetexplorers:

if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me

if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me

if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me

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I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

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